Sunday, Jun 14, 2009

Ep.7 Scarecrows & Zombies

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You heard right folks. Our film for tonight is "SCARECROWS" (1988). A group of hijackers steal a lump sum of cash from a military base and take off on a plane with two hostages. They all end up in a haunted corn field for reasons we shall explain in the show. These aren't your typical scarecrows. They have the power to turn people into zombified versions of scarecrows.

You think this all sounds great, but not so fast my friends. Jose and myself come to a disagreement on just how good this film is. I hated it, it hurted to watch at times. Jose was taken back to his childhood VHS tape memories. You can't miss this episode if you want to hear crazy scarecrow talk and two grown men discuss scarecrow films for half an hour. Your in for nothing but a good time.

Don't forget to check out our horror headquarters at www.strictlysplatter.com. Here you can find a whole bunch of obscure horror film text reviews and a link to our crazy YouTube page, with funny and strange clips from weird flicks. Spread the Splatter!!

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Ep.6 The Queen of Black Magic

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Tonight we have an Indonesian horror film from the late seventies: "The Queen of Black Magic" Murni is as beautiful as she is naieve. Kohar takes advantage of her, robbing her of her virginity and hopes of marriage. He ditches her for another woman. But on his wedding night there is a stirring of Black Magic. He quickly fingers Murni and incites a blood thirsty mob to throw her over a cliff. But a King of Black Magic catches her and saves her life. He shall teach her revenge via Black Magic.

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Friday, Apr 03, 2009

Ep.5 Steven Seagal: Vampire Hunter

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Welcome ghouls everywhere,
Tonight we turn down the lights to watch Steven Seagals latest direct to video mishap. This time he dabbles in the horror genre with "AGAINST THE DARK", a plotless piece with all the right (or wrong) elements: vampires, zombies, or is that vampires that act like zombies?, a world wide plague, and badass rogue vampire hunters led by non other than Seagal himself wielding a samurai sword of vengeance.

Towards the end we chat it up about Seagals life and accomplishments, try not to make fun of him, and state our favorite movies he's done. The two audio clips you hear in the episode were taken from "AGAINST THE DARK". Enjoy !!

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Wednesday, Jan 28, 2009

Ep.4 More Blind Dead !!

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What better way to start the new year off than with a festival commemorating the burning of the blind dead. The whole town is singing and dancing, drinking and quareling in the plaza. There's even a fireworks demonstration and a mock staging of the burning of the heretic knights.
A cautious man should keep all facts in mind though. A declaration of immortality and a vow of vengeance on the part of the Templar is unsettling news indeed. --And this very night they will rise from the earth to kill and destroy the living.
Our film for tonight is "EL ATAQUE DE LOS MUERTOS SIN OJOS". The eglish translation is "RETURN OF THE EVIL DEAD" (1973). Amando de Ossorio directs all of the'blind dead' films, four in total. Jose and myself both agree that this one is the best of the series. Your invited to check them out, they are really a blast. The intro song is performed by the doom metal band "CATHEDRAL", the song being "NIGHT OF THE SEAGULLS" - this is also the title for the fourth and final 'blind dead' film. Well, I think I've said enough for now, so enjoy the show !

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Wednesday, Oct 29, 2008

Ep.3 Halloween'08 Double Feature !!

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After a long hiatus we are finally back, and we've got treats ! How does a SplatterHouse Double Feature sound ?? "CANNIBAL CAMPOUT" and "SPLATTER FARM", two low-budget blood baths from the 80's. If you haven't heard of these films it's not surprising, but what would be is if you gave up a chance to listen to this episode and learn about the unspeakable truths behind tonight's Double Feature. So sit back, grab snaks, and lets begin our descent...

The intro song is taken from the credits to "CANNIBAL CAMPOUT". If you enjoyed the podcast be sure to check out homebase : www.strictlysplatter.com for obscure, exploitation and B-Movie Horror reviews !!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN from the degenerates at Strictly Splatter !!

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Tuesday, Jun 17, 2008

Ep.2 The Blind Dead

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Welcome back to Sounds of Spatter. Today we review “TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD”, original title:”LA NOCHE DEL TERROR CIEGO” a Spanish horror flick of the 70’s. We also mention our first DVD givewaway ! ! Join us as we follow the Blind Dead as they kill anyone that steps into their abandoned monastery grounds.

The intro portion is from the trailer to the infamous bizarro film “BEGOTTEN” Check out our website for more great reviews at www.strictlysplatter.com And don’t forget to spread the splatter !

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Thursday, Apr 03, 2008

Ep.1 The Vigilante Vagina

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Hey ! We start off by explaining the 3B's Scale then mentioning the Polls that are open at our forum. The movie for today's radio review is "TEETH", a tale about a young girl who has teeth where they are not supposed to be. We wrap things up by advertising the release of Starship Troopers 3 on DVD in a collecters set.

The audio clip at the start of the show was taken from the trailer to the cult classic "BLOOD FEAST". Due to our overenthusiasm we missed giving "TEETH" the Overall rating. Jorge: 3 coffins & Jose: 3 coffins. Hope you liked our first show. Check out our website at www.strictlysplatter.com and don't forget to spread the splatter !

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